Hate mail. (And so it continues with Day 3)

Today's first email (after a polite good morning and asking if I was enjoying our bad weather): I did have a serious question though. Was there a point when you were both Catholic and teaching evolution? Because that would make you a big hypocrite, and I bet you had trouble sleeping at night. If you don't get my sense of humor, then don't bother responding. I don't apologize anyway.

WTF? Sense of humor? No wonder you are single, douche. My response (I wonder how 'funny' it is to him): Well, #1 I was raised catholic but did not teach evolution at the same time and #2 it's not hypocritical. If you pay attention to these things, you'd know that the last Pope (John Paul) actually said evolution is compatible with christianity.

Thanks for calling me a hypocrite before 9 in the morning, you know I never get enough of that...


In better news, I do have four emails awaiting my response, and one is from foreign guy. Still haven't responded to the guy about going for coffee (2), have one from someone Emily and I both winked at that we agreed looks a bit like Brian Setzer (my ongoing problem with being attracted to guys who look like the lead singers of bands from the 80s - no hair bands please!), and one who is not on match.com, but from CL (yes sad I know), who I am even debating writing back. Said he was in a punk band, but punk was really actually a hardcore band full of overweight 40 yr olds living out their 'dreams'. Plus, I went out a couple of times with a nonracist skinhead in h.s. a billion years ago and ever since then I've had an aversion to slightly chubby, white guys with no hair who are into hardcore music. I wasn't traumatized by the dates so much as the year and half's worth of stalker phone calls after I wouldn't go out with him again. Probably didn't help that everytime he called I just laughed at him and hung up, eh?