Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Our Next Big Score - From Our Earnest Reporter in Columbus, Ohio (L)

Cougar Hunting - 19 (Columbus)


Reply to: craigslist.org
Date: 2009-01-20, 9:16PM EST


Hi, my name is Thomas and I am a 19 year old college student searching for a cougar to satisfy my needs. I prefer the age range of 25-49 but am open to other ages also. I am 6'3, weigh 215, I have brown hair and blue eyes. I enjoy working out. I love having sex, if you can't take it hard then dont bother emailing me. I am a nice guy that likes to go out and have fun. I do not judge if you have a children, I love kids. Please feel free to email me at any time. Thank you and I hope to speak to you soon.

4 comments:

  1. sweet! you posted it! I said you could have my apartment for a weekend while I visit Sara...

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  2. I have so many WTF moments with this one...
    1. Cougars are woman that are much older than 25 years old. I think he wants a MILF but is confused.
    2. I would think that if you were going to respond to such an add "taking it hard" would be a given and he is just insulting his targeted audience.
    3.Personally I am upset that finally an online guy likes kids but I have to be willing to "take it" to impress him.
    4. Lastly I am relieved that he isn't judging me for having kids. I do worry that the "cougar loving, freakishly tall, rough sex lovin nice guy" will think I am a bad person.

    I'm just saying...

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  3. I meant ad not add but i can't edit my comments and I don't want you to think I mix up words in such a manner...(still worried about being judged I guess...)

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  4. "25-49 but am open to other ages also"
    ?!?!?! so I'll f* your grandma too!

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