Sunday, January 25, 2009

The Plan

Alright. Here's the new plan. I have generated no activity to speak of in the last three days. I started this journey to be able to write about the match.com experience. So I am going to take it to the next level. Since no one is coming after me I am going on a massive winking spree tonight. I will fine at least 30 men on this god for saken website to make a virtual move on. My dignity may not be in tact after this evening, but I am running out of things to say. So lookout match.com men. I am on the prowl. I will report back later on tonight...

UPDATE:

I spent over an hour and I really really tried. I've been through 50 pages of men. I found 20 that passed all three rules (no lady references, shirts on, not a small wimpy man). I feel a little dirty now, like some sleazy older woman in polyester at the end of the bar, smoking a really long cigarette (Virgina Slims to be exact) hitting on the bartenders.

1 comment:

  1. So, I spent the last few hours working off the chubby fat. I'd love you in polyester, but we'll still go out and hunt up the men Friday night, yes?

    Also, for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

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