Popularity wanes, thoughts on personal grooming, and the anchorman is a real guy (on match.com).

I knew it was going to happen someday, I just didn't realize it was going to be only after a few days :( I've still been viewed about 450 times since I put this profile up and was winked at repeatedly by seriously ugly dudes, but today only about a quarter of the losers (or Loosers as our intrepid reporter "L" loves to say) bothered to contact me in any way. Maybe Thursday is a bad day for them? Maybe they just had much more time with the few days of bad weather and work cancellations earlier this week? No idea, but I'm tired and appreciated that they took a day off. It still didn't stop "The Ace Dude XO" from winking at me. He is my current lurpy (lurky+creepy) match. Not only does he lack a neck, but his hair is longer than mine and he's trying to use that as camoflage for his neckless condition! He's got a baby momma out there somewhere and added to the fact that one of his 'photos' is a charcoal drawing of himself only makes me want him more - well want him more for the organs I could sell on the black market...

I also have to share that Ron Burgundy aka the Anchorman aka Mister_Ious_One lives on Match.com. Don't believe me? Have a look for yourself. Resides in WV (no surprise there), likes nighttime gardening with gloves on in November, rockhounding, and likes fossilized varmints. I personally worry that he'd like to use me as fertilizer during his midnight gardening or possibly just add me to his collection of rocks and varmints. Also, he used the word schmaltzy, I have no fucking idea what the hell that means. Oh, a quick search of dictionary.com says it means excessively maudlin - seriously, who uses the word schmaltzy first of all and second of all who uses the word maudlin other than goth kids and Morrissey? Now, I feel kind of bad for pointing this guy out, especially since he did not bother me in anyway (other than ending up on my list of people who viewed me). Maybe his true love is out there? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

In concluding thoughts, today I also remembered what a furry bastard I am. I must have a long-lost Italian ancestor out there somewhere or something because I am dark haired and furry. At least being married I had to worry less about how often I plucked those eyebrows and checked nose hairs, ntm shaving and whatever... Now, don't get the idea I turned yeti and my hubby decided to leave me, 'cause that is indeed not the case. Instead, I think because I am now 'single' my body knows it and has decided I NEED more hair. Today's surprise was that I plucked my eyebrows two days ago with a good magnifying mirror, yet, I needed to do it again. Don't even ask about the nose hairs I noticed as well... is this some voodoo curse? Some last gift mother nature has bestowed upon me?

In update news, foreign guy sent me a picture of rabbits outside of where he is working in Europe, which makes no sense unless you know we've been speaking of rabbits and guinea pigs and how tasty they both are... I thought that was totally cute, but the end of the email seemed kind of dismissive. No idea there. Also talked with the funny guy who looks like Ryan Reynods, which I now dare you to google his name. I'd never done it before today, but my match.com (who is hilarious) totally did and found that Mr. Reynolds' pics are superman buff, scarily so. So, unintended insult there, but he took it well. Coffee guy has become wierder and more rambly in his email and intentionally or unintentionally insulting... may or may not write him back. Oh, and in the meantime douche who called me a hypocrite wrote again and pretty much was jerky and insulting again - seriously, no surprise he's got no dates. I'll probably block him here pretty soon...